Privacy Policy

Thanks for visiting my data protection policy. And this is a genuine thanks, it means that I didn’t have to write this for nothing!

You are in for a thrilling read. I’m planning on bringing it as a limited run hard back at some point next year, so please let me know if you interested in copy. I’ll even sign it for you.

All goofing aside, I’ll crack on with the proper ‘useful’ information now.

To view this website you do not have to provide any personal data. Should you want to purchase or enquire about any of my services then processing of some personal data will be necessary.

Any personal data that is processed will be in line with the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) & in accordance with any UK specific data protection regulations.

This policy is in place to explain when, why & where I collect & store any & all personal information that I acquire.

This policy may be updated at any point in the future. By using this website you are agreeing to be bound by this policy.


The following data that may be requested at any time on this website;

Email Address
Date of you event (only if applicable)
Information that you include in your subject of message.

This information is necessary for us to be able to communicate & work together.

You information is only ever accessed by myself, & in some instances (but only with your consent) peoples acting with or on behalf of myself. You personal data will in no circumstances be rented or sold to 3rd party companies.

In instances where goods or products are needing to be delivered to you your address details will be required. Permission will be asked for by myself before hand in such an event.

Use of Your Information

The information collected via any of the means listed above are so I can provide a service to you. In addition to this I may use select bits of your information for one or more of the following purposes.

  1. To provide information to you upon your request in relation to products or services that I provide.
  2. To provide information to you relating to other products that may be of interest to you. This information will only be provided upon your prior consent via our communications or in you signing up to my newsletter.
  3. To provide information to you of any changes to my website, services, or products.

You can withdraw you consent from any and/or all of the above at any time.

Storing Your Data

Data you provide will be stored in 1 or 2 ways.

  1. In documents/communications sent between us on any/all my devices used for business.
  2. In a database created & stored with Mail Chimp.

Mail Chimp is a trusted company that provide marketing services (newsletter). For more information on them & their own privacy policy click here

If/when you sign up for my newsletter you will be providing me with your email address & giving me permission to contact you with any news, promotional offers, updates, etc. If you no longer wish to receive these emails you have the right to unsubscribe at any time which can easily be done in any of the emails you receive.

Social Media

Any interactions you make with any or my social media accounts are covered by the privacy policy of that particular platform or app.


This website makes use of cookies to gather information about your visit for statistical analysis reasons. It does not allow me to identify you personally and nor does it contain any of you personal information.

When you visit this website the cookie is downloaded and stored on your hard drive. It is possible for you to adjust the settings on your computer to decline the use of cookies, on this, or other websites if you so wish.

3rd Party Cookies

Any links to 3rd party websites that can be found on this website ( or via any forms of communication between myself & yourself does by no means mean that I approve of or endorse the 3rd party sites policy for it’s visitors.

Access to Information

In accordance with the Data Protection Act 1998 you have the right to access any information that I hold relating to you upon request.